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Possible Post Office Locations in Downtown Indianapolis<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

This is the last in a series on my adventures obtaining family records for dual citizenship. You can read early posts here<\/a>, here<\/a>, here<\/a>, and here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We had tried to get family documents from Illinois and Indiana in person and used email to obtain records from Florida and Arizona. Unbelievably, the online records had already been mailed to me while I tried to obtain the in person ones. Why? Because some states are more efficient then others. Illinois & Indiana, not so much. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

We decided to drive two hours south east to acquire my father’s birth record in Mercer County, Ohio. The clerk was warm and welcoming which was such a change from our experiences elsewhere. A problem surfaced quickly; the record for my dad in their computer claimed he had been born in 1939. Umm, no, he would have been the youngest enlistee in World War II if that was the case. I had a copy of the birth and death certificate which I shared with the clerk. She couldn’t print a certified copy because whoever had input the information into the computer had made a typo. She went to search for a hard copy and found it. It was dated 1939. I believe what happened is that my father went to the office to obtain a certified copy so he could get his Social Security card. The clerk handwrote a new one and when my father looked at it he likely informed the clerk she had added the wrong year for his birth. I suspect she gave him a corrected replacement but kept the error record in the files. So, whoever input the info wasn’t at fault.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It took over an hour and three transferred phone calls to Columbus for someone with tech knowledge to inform the clerk how to issue the birth certificate with the correct date. Meanwhile, others were arriving for records and I was surprised to learn that another person was also seeking dual citizenship. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

With record finally in hand we decided to make an attempt to drop off the death records request that Gary refused to accept earlier in the week. So, it was back home again in Indiana. Sigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s no walk-in service at the Indiana State Department of Health in Indianapolis, and I knew that. What the website didn\u2019t say was that you also can\u2019t drop anything off. Still, I figured it was worth a try.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Two and a half hours later, we pulled into the very last spot on the sixth floor of a parking garage. $35 an hour. But hey, it was next to the elevator. Life was looking good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Until it wasn\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Disappearing Buildings and Imaginary Signs<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

We couldn\u2019t find the building. The address led us to a large office labeled Bank of America but surprise! It was actually the Department of Health.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only in Indiana could a government agency masquerade as a bank to \u201csave taxpayers money.\u201d And if I were to complain to a legislator? I can already hear the syrupy voice:
\u201cNow ma\u2019am, we did you a big, beautiful favor by saving that signage cost, see?\u201d<\/em> (They always say \u201csee.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There were no address numbers on the building. We finally wandered into another bank across the street, where someone kindly told us where to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If I had known what was coming next, I would\u2019ve turned around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Plexiglass Purge<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Inside the \u201cBank of Not-America,\u201d a lone woman sat behind a desk topped with plexiglass, an absurd formality, given that it was the only furniture in the entire room besides a circular couch off in the corner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She did not smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe can\u2019t take that,\u201d she said flatly after I told her I had completed requests for death certificates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I asked why.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe don\u2019t offer customer service.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Well, clearly, that must be the vital records motto throughout Indiana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I explained I\u2019d driven from the northeast corner of the state because Gary refused to issue the records and whenever I mailed requests, they disappeared into the void.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe\u2019re very backlogged.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At that point, my husband, officially done, asked if he could sit down. She pointed silently to the one chair in what was once the vestibule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I asked where the nearest post office was. My thought: if I mailed it from just a few blocks away, maybe they\u2019d actually receive it. Silly me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She offered to draw me a map. I handed her my notebook.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That\u2019s when it got weird.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Enter: The Scowler<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Out of nowhere, a man\u2019s voice boomed behind me:
\u201c<\/strong>What can I help you with?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Startled, I turned to see a tall man with a very unfriendly expression and a gun. Yep, it was an officer of the law. I had no idea he was even in the room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I answered, \u201cThere\u2019s nothing you can help me with<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apparently, that was the wrong thing to say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He started yelling, \u201c<\/strong>Tone it down! Tone it down!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I wasn\u2019t raising my voice. I hadn’t even been speaking when began yelling. But suddenly I could see it all: me, tackled to the ground, handcuffed, arrested for attempting to find a post office to send for three death records that the department who issues them refused to take.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The woman at the desk piped up, \u201cShe\u2019s a nice lady, she\u2019s not a problem.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He replied, \u201cI\u2019ll handle this.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Handle what? Was he going to walk my envelopes to the post office for me? Hand-deliver them to the Department of Health? Please, don\u2019t tease me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He eventually got bored and retreated to the sofa, where another officer sat watching the show with amusement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yep, fun and games intimidating an old lady genealogist. Karma, baby. Let it be soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Map of Madness<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

The woman finished her map and handed it to me proudly, saying, \u201cI\u2019m not much of an artist, but I think I did a good job.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I looked at it: three horizontal lines, three vertical lines, a circle, and three X\u2019s because she \u201cwasn\u2019t sure where the post office was<\/em>.\u201d Also, she misspelled Washington.<\/em> It had taken her five full minutes to draw this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I stared at the page, silently. She looked sad that I didn’t appreciate her work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I asked if it was walkable, thinking I could leave the car parked. \u201cIf you\u2019re good at walking<\/em>,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not knowing what that meant, I asked how far it was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMaybe five or more blocks<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sure. We\u2019d drive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She said she should probably give me the address as well, there was another post office nearby, but she wouldn\u2019t send me there because \u201cit wasn\u2019t very good.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Pretty sure that\u2019s the one where all my mail has vanished into the ether.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She had to call someone else to find the name and address of the post office she’d just drawn a map for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I left, sad for the state of public service and even sadder that this was the outcome of my tax dollars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Last Gasp<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

It was now pouring rain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I parked in what was probably an employee lot behind the post office and left my husband in the car in case it needed to be moved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Inside: long line. No one at the desk. Classic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thirty minutes later, I sent off two envelope, each with certified requests for death certificates, destined for a building two blocks away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Only in America can it take three days to deliver a letter that far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was scheduled to arrive on Saturday when no one is there to sign for it. Of course.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So maybe Monday. Maybe never.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And when it inevitably goes missing? I planned to take my receipt to my local post office, and they\u2019ll tell me I have to go back to Indianapolis to get a refund.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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At this point, I\u2019m starting to think dual citizenship was absolutely the right decision. Even with all the hassles. Even with the yelling. Even with that map.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Next week, to begin a new year, I’ll post a a look back at the favorite blog posts selected by readers for 2025. Stay Tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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